It’s not every day you get to witness an eight-piece band of 5,000-year old mummies perform upbeat and catchy funk-rock. Cleveland, brace yourselves. For Here Come the Mummies!

Here Come the Mummies will be bringing their “The Dark Matter Tour” to the House of Blues (308 Euclid Avenue Cleveland) this Saturday Feb 9. Doors open at 7 p.m. and the show begins at 8 p.m.

Some say they were cursed after deflowering a great Pharaoh’s daughter. Others claim they are reincarnated Grammy-Winning studio musicians. Regardless, HCTM’s mysterious personas, cunning song-craft, and unrelenting live show will bend your brain, and melt your face.

Enjoy hits like, “Ra Ra Ra,” “Pants,” “Kinda Lingers” and so many more. You will find these songs entering your subconscious and continuing to overtake your thoughts for days to come.

Advanced tickets are $25, day of show tickets are $30 and balcony reserved seating tickets are $35. Purchase your tickets today at

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Let your Freak Flag fly and join Here Come the Mummies this Saturday!

Tess Abney is a writer and artist from the Quad-Cities who enjoys writing on a variety of topics.